I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you’ve never tried before. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
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